Cgt

What is Cgt?


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When people spend too long on computers they begin exhibiting symptoms of Computer Generated Thought, which is when people start thinking and wanting to behave like machines. Symptoms include speaking like displayed text, arguing in binary, getting annoyed with friends who don't behave 'as expected/programmed', frustration at not being able to download money into a nominated bank account, despair at not being able to rewind real-world events, and confusion when attempts to fly like an angel in Second Life are met with failure and strange looks from other shoppers in the mall.

Aaron: Carl has a bad case of CGT. Yesterday he started crying when he couldn't rewind a street fight so he could see who threw the first punch.

Sally: Yeah, that's really bad forward slash terrible.

Aaron: 111000101.

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