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A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I..
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the asshole of the world
john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!
See ny, new york..
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when you eat curry and it gives you the shits and then you sprint to the toilet
dam that was a curry in a hurry cuz i almost shat mysel..