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1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.
"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down..
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To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
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What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.
Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on T..