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Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.
She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!..
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Using the mouth to put on a condom.
Yapplicating may cause choking or asphyxiation.
Experienced hookers usually yapplicate before givi..
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1. Obsessing over President Obama's inauguration or over the Prez himself.
2. The act of having one's eyes glued to the T.V. ..
