Chach Edit Meaning

1.

Pronounced: "chawch"

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.

Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."

(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.

Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.

Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.

Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.

"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."

2.

A chach is someone who has been a douche enough times to be considered something more irritating. So, being a chach is definitely worse than being a douche.

Every time we go out with that guy, he ends up hitting on my girlfriend. He's definitely a douche bag with chach tendencies.

See Ed

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noun: a man trying too hard to appeal to the opposite sex by means of too much calogne, too many accessories, excessive hair styling, or overpriced clothes (eg-$90 t-shirts), yet tries to maintain his masculinity by calling girls sluts and talking much louder than those around him.

see also: tchotch

girl: "That chach called me a whore after I scoffed at his pronouncement that he would do things to my I've only dreamed of."

See douche bag, tool, illiana

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Noun-

Slang.

-a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential man most often characterized by feminine mannerisms, chauvinistic speech, and an unhealthy obsession with being "cool, hip, hot, or stylish."

-a man who wears overpriced clothing, excessive calogne, and tans in an effort to appeal to the opposite sex.

-a self-absorbed man who speaks in innuendos in order to repress feelings for those of the same sex.

-a vagina

-cocaine

Brenton, and his gang of Chaches, are standing over in the middle of the dance club. If one was initially unaware of his presence, he/she would be immediately made aware by his scent, flashy clothing, or loud and overly chliche speach.

Amber has a dirty chach from sleeping around.

Dewane sells chach down on 22nd street.

See douche, douche bag, douchebag, vagina, tool, chachy, chachi, pussy, cocaine, cunt, yayo, chacherelli, kmad, blow, asshole, twat, douchechach, chatch, chachee

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A douche bag who spends too much time in the tanning bed and looking at himself in the mirror. If he attends a party his collar will be popped and his hair will be gelled way too much. He'll also think everyone in the room, including guys, want to get in his pants.

Look at that fuckin chach challenging everyone at the party to wrestle.

See douche, tool, tard, popped collar, ass hole

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It can also be used in the context of "chachbag". A chachbag is someone who is convinced of being cool when in all actuality is the polar opposite. They tend to piss off and anger all those around them, making living with a chachbag one of the most difficult tasks in the world. Furthermore, a chachbag usually cannot make friends of his own age therefore causing him to look to younger adolescents for friendship (because they don't know any better). A chachbag is the single handed worst word you can use to describe a male human being. It also has references to strong tendencies of homosexuality and masterbation. A chachbag can be indentified when all his friends begin to hate him for his annoyance and homosexual behavior.

Wow, Jake is totally a chachbag.

See douchebag, nebraska, flame, lanky

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Pronounced: Chaw-ch

A lifestyle of fake tans, over-priced, name-brand merchandise, big, eccentric hair (usually blonde), usually uses large amounts of makeup, tends to be very well groomed and keeps up with all the lastest trends.

A chach typically walks around like they own the place and are very obnoxious.

Non-chach's talk badly and gossip about chach's.

"well, somebody spends too much time looking in the mirror. What a chach."

See chach, obnoxious, blonde, hair