Chafe

What is Chafe?


1.

A white rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Commonly a result of masterbation. Chafe off-cuts can occur when the chafe is taken from the infected area and smeared somewhere else on the subject.

"Oh shit i am all chafed up"

2.

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

See bastardized bottomburp

3.

the one down side of masturbation

I'm chafin up a storm underneath this blanket

4.

chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:

- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing

- use ointment to treat chafing

- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.

Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'

Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'

See chafe, ball, slap, chafage, ouch

5.

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."

"He is such a chafe."

"This math exam is such a chafe."

"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."

See incognito

6.

a form of payout; like callin someone a loser

"Stop it you fat chafe"

See loser, weiner, seed, stain, idiot

7.

Fart. Comes from the fact that the skin of your butt cheeks "chafes" as the gas escapes.

It stinks in here. Who chafed?

See fart, gas, flatulence, anus, sphincter


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