Chaff Edit Meaning

1.

A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.

Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'

you f***king chaff, p**s off back to your council flat

2.

Highly reflective debris launched from the back of aircraft to confuse radarguided missiles. Chaff is usually launched together with pairs of flares, which throw off infra-red guided missiles.

The F-15 pilot performed evasive turns and started dumping chaff & flares as soon as he heard the missile warning beep.

3.

Means 'to steal'.

Of late-80s/early-90s origin, initially in the Ipswich area.

'Did Chris pay for that skateboard?'

'No, he chaffed it?'

See steal, thieve, nick, lift, rob

4.

To chaff is to steal something.

I chaffed seven cans of red bull today

5.

Euphanism for a vagina.

I'd like to stick it in her chaff.

See vagina, pussy, cack, anal, swab

6.

A radar countermeasure; a cloud of material which creates a cluster of false targets that swamps enemy radar, diverting attacks away from the primary target.

"So basically, Sarah Palin was deployed as chaff to draw fire away from McCain."

"Well, that figures--McCain is a military pilot after all."

See republican, vp, candidate, governor, alaska

7.

A situation or person which conflicts with one's own situation or beliefs. Often used at prep schools in Northern New Hampshire.

Damn, that kid is such a chaff. I hate that tool.

This homework is such a chaff.

See chaf, chaff, rub, rubb, smooth, slick, cool