What is Chaim Witz?
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The original name for the famous bass player,
Idiot with too much time on his hands:
DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"
Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:
NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!