Chain My Swag Edit Meaning

1. The only time/s that almost actually counts. Mark: "I almost beat that guy!" John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes an..

1. A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterward..

1. An ugly guy who has failed internet relationship after failed internet relationship. Keeps making plans to meet up with women on the net..