What is Chainsaw Consultant?
1.
Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.
In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.
See
Random Words:
1.
an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.
On her 90th birthday she realized that sh..
1.
a stupid driver that cuts you off or does something otherwise stupid in traffic. My wife came up with this one...
You ass fucking hole!..