Chair Edit Meaning

1.

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.

-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"

"yes, quite"

2.

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?

Boy2: A chair

Boy1: Isit? That's Sick

Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.

Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

See table, wheelchair, stool

3.

An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.

Pull out a chair for the lady...

See glory hole, duct tape, anal leakage

4.

when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.

Will you chair that taco with me?

See chair, share, lol

5.

Something you sit on

Hey I really want to sit on that chair

See chair, hot, cool, amazing, goal, score, sweet, cake

6.

a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch

bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

See chair, couch, fun, sized, furniture

7.

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."

See fight, starter, riot, the boondocks