What is Chair Ride?
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A New England thing when you are expecting to go on a hay ride around a golf course but it's really just two horses pulling people that are sitting on chairs on a wagon and listening to some corny guy hired to sing about 1812 and some old lady trying to be cool and sing too when she actually sucks at life.
There was an extremely hot guy helping with the
chair ride tonight.
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Random Words:
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to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
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An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor..