Chairaplegic

What is Chairaplegic?

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

See paraplegic, toilet, throne, toilet humor, sitting

Efficeincy Flush

1. The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and hornine..

Voff-voff

1. 1. Class-room raspberry. 2.Rejoinder to a serious discussion designed to reduce any point to the childish point-scoring the rejoinderer..

Jibbins

1. boobs, tits, etc... created by Jordan C in order to talk about someone with large boobs without them knowing what you are talking about ..

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