Chairaplegic

What is Chairaplegic?

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

See paraplegic, toilet, throne, toilet humor, sitting

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