Chair-distance

What is Chair-distance?


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When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and

need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.

"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.

"No! Get it yourself!" She said.

"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

See chair, distance, lazy, drink


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