Chairfart

What is Chairfart?


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Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.

*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.

*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.

See chairfart, chair, fart, farting, inconvenience, smell, smells


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