Chairman Bob

What is Chairman Bob?


1.

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.

Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.

See fate, chuck norris, awesome, groceries, obsession

2.

1-To put a paper bag on an ugly girl's head before having sex with her so you don't have to look at her face

2-brownbag

Jim: Dude, that chick's hot!

John: Are you serious? She's gross.

Jim: But just her face, I'd totally Chairman Bob that.

See chairman, bob, brown, bag, brownbag, chair, man


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