What is Chairpillowpolo?
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A sporting event invented at UNL LeaderShape 2008. The rules are complicated, but easy to understand. All you need to play is a chair, a pillow, and four balloons. Scoring is based on the amount of fun, and points are taken off for trying too hard. Leaving the chair, tossing the pillow or popping the polo balloon are all considered trying too hard. One can use the pillow to wail on someone, but only in the "Safe Zone." The game is done when all the balloons are popped, or sufficient fun has been had.
Andy: Josh, you just tried too hard at ChairPillowPolo.
Josh: What the Eff? I was in the "Safe Zone."
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