What is Chalker?
1.
A term used for a horrible player on a hockey team.
The guy who's so bad the coach will scratch him just to count the score, shots, hits etc. on a chalkboard. In the worst case, a chalker will be chosen even when the team has 5 or less usable players.
Guy 1:I'm moving from this team, they never play me
Guy 2: No shit they never play you, you're the chalker.
Guy 1: yea well i heard the chalker on the other team got cut! I'm there.
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2.
A line of the drug cocaine.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing right now?"
Guy 2: "Just getting ready to blow a chalker."
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3.
In Surfer speak: Someone who wears an all black wetsuit and has an all white surfboard.
Dude, what a total chalker...
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