What is Chalmers?
1.
a male with a hideously small penis.
it's almost as small as chalmers'!
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2.
An elitist prick with delusions of superiority stemming from his own insecurities. Usually a neo-conservative middle class man who comes off as a complete asshole. Bald by twenty and physically unattractive.
I'm not going to that club, its filled with chalmers'. A real sausage fest.
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3.
Super lame. Sits at home when something really cool is going on and stares at the wall. Typically chained down by girlfriend, boyfriend, or wife. Has no fun, no willpower, and no life essence. See pooner.
Dan is a total chalmers for missing this party. He's such a pussy, he's probably rubbing his girlfriend's feet and apologizing to her for breathing.
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