Chamberpush

What is Chamberpush?


1.

A fart that has entered the “chamber” when it first reaches the zone where one can either push it out like a man or hold it in like an absolute wimp. To ChamberPush is to immediately push said fart out the moment it enters the chamber with a reckless disregard for those around you and without a moment’s hesitation. There is no thought involved, it is automatic. This is why it must be one word. To put a space between the two words may mislead one to believe there is a millisecond of consideration between the two occurrences. A fart entering the chamber is similar to the trigger of a loaded gun being pulled. There is absolutely no doubt as to what happens next 100% of the time.

Dude...after 3 bean burritos and a nacho grande I could only chamberpush that bad boy out. There was no stopping it!!

See fart, toot, tooting, farting, farter


0

Random Words:

1. The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name. As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jo..
1. Confused A fool A bonehead (Idiot) (clown) Billy has no idea what he is doing, he is such a fucking lim lob! See fool, idiot, clow..
1. Lesbian; Dyke; A female fag; A homosexual woman. That bitch is such a fagolette, no wonder she don't want any dick!..