Chamberpush

What is Chamberpush?


1.

A fart that has entered the “chamber” when it first reaches the zone where one can either push it out like a man or hold it in like an absolute wimp. To ChamberPush is to immediately push said fart out the moment it enters the chamber with a reckless disregard for those around you and without a moment’s hesitation. There is no thought involved, it is automatic. This is why it must be one word. To put a space between the two words may mislead one to believe there is a millisecond of consideration between the two occurrences. A fart entering the chamber is similar to the trigger of a loaded gun being pulled. There is absolutely no doubt as to what happens next 100% of the time.

Dude...after 3 bean burritos and a nacho grande I could only chamberpush that bad boy out. There was no stopping it!!

See fart, toot, tooting, farting, farter


0

Random Words:

1. Really good friend, reliable and honest. Originated in Australia around 2004. Hey enny....thanks for talking to me today! See mate, bu..
1. semi automatic, or needing assistance ostriches are quasmatic See semi, auto, automatic, help 1. semi automatic, or needing assistan..
1. The gentrification of an area by retiring Q-tips (oldies). Man, this area sure is suffering from geriatrification. Us locals can't..