What is Chamfer?
1.
A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.
He can do a 12 inch Chamfer
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2.
Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.
Aye, he Chamfers Jenks
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3.
Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish
:chamfar:
4.
To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion
"He chamfered that shot good and proper"
5.
neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies
lol, are you chamfer?
6.
Oddness itself
17:22:17@Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21@Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43@Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49@Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P
7.
A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.
He was talking a load of Chamfer.
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