What is Champagne Ass?
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Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.
"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"
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