What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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The Hindu word for fooling off. Comes from ghando meaning stupid person and veda, kinda meaning the act of being.
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A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tit..
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The act of sticking both cock and balls into (preferably) a girls asshole.
Jenna, why are you in that wheel chair?
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