What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals.
"He brown winged me last night."
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A sexual massagemove performed on a chick that is actually very simple. You place your hands down in her lower area and simply work your..
