What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it..
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Describing anything and everything on our earth. Can be used in any context for any real word. Adjective, noun, verb.
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