Champagne Shandy

What is Champagne Shandy?


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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)

Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...

See wank, truck, driver, lonely, mirror


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