What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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A word that describe's one's in abilities to correctly pronunciate/type "oh my god boobies" due to one's flabbe..
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A person who enjoys being fucked (sexually) and then beaten. Also in reverse, a person who enjoys fucking people then beating them.
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singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade
when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade..
