What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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Random Words:
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hosiery (pantyhose and the like)
There's a chilly draft up my leg today, I wish I had worn my nether vest...
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Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.
Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
See batting, the, bishop, mast..
