What is Champagne Shandy?
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When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
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Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.
Check out that chick with the ..
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The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theor..
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A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.
Johnny felt like he ..
