Champagne Shit

What is Champagne Shit?


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When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

See beer shits, diarrhea, shits, craps, explosive


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