What is Champion's League?
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Anal sex.
Here's the most popular game to play with your roomate, if you're going to UCSB
HEAD :1/2 point (Italian Cup, or U.E.F.A up, not very important thou)
SEX: 1 point (scudetto, to win 'Serie A')
ANAL: 2 Points (champion's league)
If you got it on with kelly you'll get one point. The next week, if you buttfuck her, you'll get an extra point, therefore goin to 2.
If you got the champion's league on the first timethere's no point to see that girl again since, point with the same girl don't count.
Hence, if you fuck multiple times your girlfriend you stay at 1 and you'd better go watch soccer on espn instead! you idiot.
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