Chances

What is Chances?


1.

1. "I doubt it."

When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"

A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."

Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?

Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

See no, bullshit, liar, exaggerate, dumbass

2.

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net


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