Chances

What is Chances?


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1. "I doubt it."

When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"

A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."

Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?

Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

See no, bullshit, liar, exaggerate, dumbass

2.

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net


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