Chandle

What is Chandle?


1.

To chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.

If you were to put ketchup on your French toast, you would be chandling said toast.

If you were to put peanut butter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way is this connected with the Mathew Perry character from Friends.

See chandler, dress, garnish, baste

2.

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.

If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

See chandler, hate-fuck, bone, hit

3.

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.

If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

See chandler, hate-fuck, bone, hit


69

Random Words:

1. rap, hip hop, or other black people music they listen to. Sittin on the front porch sippin on nig necter listenin to jig jams. See nig..
1. 1.A person who essentially t-bags someone and queefs in their face. 2.A mythylogical creature that collects queefs and stores them in ..
1. Legal/Police code for "Possession with Intent to Sell". Five-o busted Bookie for 11550. Poor bastard. See drugs, five-o, pol..