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The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.
"I keep a towel next to m..
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General everyday hygiene required before having sex.
...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going t..
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adjective: something that makes you jiz in your pants and is extremely fantastic, jizinmypantstastic.
Used to describe something extrem..