Chanking

What is Chanking?

1.

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!

I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

2.

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...

"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"

See chank, chanker, asphyxiation, wanking

3.

Vomiting or chundering and masturbating at the same time. Usually vomitting on to the sexual organ for lubracation

after seeing alice with no make-up tom had a brutal, sloppy chanking session

See mackrory, alice, chundering, wanking, tom, lube

4.

food that is spat out

'im not eating that chanking'

See vomit, regurgitate, swallow, spit

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