Channel 1

What is Channel 1?

1.

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

See channel 1, fascism, propaganda

2.

A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.

That gay black guy <- huge tool
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