What is Channel 1?
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A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.
Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!
Students:(in unison) Yes, master.
Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!
Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.
Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!
Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?
Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!
Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!
Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!
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2.
A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.
That gay black guy <- huge tool
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