What is Channelview?
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1. A small Texas town located directly east of Houston.
2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
"Whoa, your from Channelview? Isn't that the place where that crazy bitch tried to hire someone to kill some high school girl because the girl made the cheer squad, and her own daughter didn't??! Wow yea..I heard of it..that place hasn't self destructed yet? Thought maybe ARCO would've wiped the place out by now."
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