What is Chans?
1.
Extreme followers of rapper Chamillionaire. Usually hang around hip hop sites waiting for someone to say something that they don't agree with about their "messiah" Some are known to move at "ghandi speed"
Chans: Chamillionaire is the best rapper alive.
Normal Person: Uh no, he hasn't had any success since "Ridin'"
Chans: No. He just dropped a new song and Venom is coming soon.
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up chan, just like Detox is coming soon.
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2.
noun. Picture a dog sitting in a corner afraid to eat it's food. When the dog's owner puts the food closer to the dog, the dog barks one time and then runs into the other room. The Human version of this dog is called a "chans."
"Hey bob, you want to try a lick of my ice cream"
'No"(Bob Runs away)
"What a Fuckin' chans!"
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3.
A cool cambodian girl.
She is a chans.
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