What is Chaos Magic?
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The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.
This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!
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when you receive an unexpected, dirty, sexual in nature text message
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When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.
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