What is Chaos Magic?
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The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.
This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!
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After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after..
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getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
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stupidest fuckin job in the world
you push carts clean up shit and bag groceries
"clean up on aisle 5 for a courtesty-clerk"..
