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What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.
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When you jack off or have some sex in the shower, the excess cum needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtes..
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To commence in a circle jerk in which each man ejaculates upon one donut and the last to ejaculate has to eat the donut.
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