Chap Ass

What is Chap Ass?

A sensation of rawness in the ass. Usually a direct side effect of severe diarrhea or a lengthy sentence in the federal penitentiary.

"Please hand me that can of Bag Balm, I have a terrible case of chap ass..."

See burning ring of fire, hell hole, ass, blast, gas

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