What is Chap-dick?
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The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
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Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.
Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.
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