What is Chapping My Ass?
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An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)
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Goin into a bathroom and turning on the shower full blast, closing all windows and shutting off all fans, and putting towels in the door..
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phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
person: dude! did you know..