What is Chapping My Ass?
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An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)
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The fear of -
- short people
- middle aged men wearing lampshades
- yetis/wild beasts
- green eyed monsters
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The request for the largest darkie in a group to be brought out for a fight.
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