Chapping My Ass

What is Chapping My Ass?

1.

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

See chaffing, chapped, ass, sore, asshole
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