What is Chapstick?
1.
A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.
Ugh man, my lips are peeling, I need some chapstick.
I carry chapstick with me everywhere.
2.
a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of
To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.
When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death
if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?
Tori: umm.... my chapstick
Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack
Tori: oh thats just my back-up
Tom: weird
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3.
for balming up yo lipz
"okay okay; im so
so
so very very stoned
my CHapstiCK has Been LOST!!!!??
OMG......"
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4.
Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
5.
A dashing young englishman's penis.
"bloody hell that little wanker's whippin' out the chapstick!"
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6.
Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.
Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.
"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."
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7.
A type of girl who is more concerned with the state of the color on her lips than with what is going on around her. Typically can be seen drawing little hearts on desks, or in a group, applying sparkles to their skin.
Man I hate those chapstick girls, frickin' squirrels they are!
