Chapstick Licker

What is Chapstick Licker?

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?

Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.

Person A: sick!

See gay, felcher, homo

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