What is Chapter Delay?
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Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Random Words:
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extreme excess of vaginal secretion
oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!
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Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.
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A four-eyed fuck face.
Look at that quazeyed fuck over there reading his Wall Street Journal.
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