Chapter Delay

What is Chapter Delay?


1.

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."

Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"

Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."

Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."


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