Chardonanus

What is Chardonanus?

The act of sitting on a bottle of wineand contracting the sphincteraround the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

See unicorns, wine, anus, penetration, sex, pain, tasty, cork, glass, blood, man sex

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