Chardonanus

What is Chardonanus?

The act of sitting on a bottle of wineand contracting the sphincteraround the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

See unicorns, wine, anus, penetration, sex, pain, tasty, cork, glass, blood, man sex

Fauxtism

1. A fake diagnosis of Autism. Oh My Gosh, That guy can't really have Autism. He too good at sports. He must have Fauxtism, just to g..

Rosstard

1. A seemly normal person that is actually retarded. Usually seems normal until they start to talk, they you realize they are actually Ross..

Bobalong

1. something that decideds to float vigerously on the surface of a body of water jim: my god that cow was duing 1 hell of a bobalong last ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chardonanus Edit Meaning