Chardonanus

What is Chardonanus?

The act of sitting on a bottle of wineand contracting the sphincteraround the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

See unicorns, wine, anus, penetration, sex, pain, tasty, cork, glass, blood, man sex

Skeetile Disfunction

1. Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction. Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeeti..

Yeah Bitch

1. Verbal abuse that increases a woman's hornyness. A woman cry's to go harder. The man say's: YEAH BITCH!!! See yeah, bi..

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