Chardonnay

What is Chardonnay?


1.

Chardonnay:

An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.

Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.

Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.

Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.

You know she's a char, look at her jeans.

See shar, cardonnay, girl, woman

2.

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

See charlie


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