What is Chardonnay Mom?
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Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.
Think June Cleaver on booze.
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1.one who speaks at funerals.
"what, are you here to tell me how bad of a yougooglizer i am"
See yougooglizer, zoolander, fu..
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Money, cash: the stuff you need to purchase fun (entertainment, substances, toys)
I can't go out this weekend, I've run out o..
