What is Chardonnay Mom?
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Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.
Think June Cleaver on booze.
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A subtle smile without actually moving the mouth in any sort of way.
That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But don't worry, I let l..