What is Charity Wipe?
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Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.
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Say this to random stangers, then whip out.......a lollipop. Or take it literally for it's meaning.
Phone rings:
"Is this..
