Charles

What is Charles?


1.

The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world.

Damn, i really wanna fuck that Charles.

I hope that Charles notices me tonight.

Damn that Charles is fucking fine!

See hot, sexy, fine, world, damn

2.

a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say charles. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes.

Commonplace at WT Woodson HS in NoVA

SHit! Look at those bitches titties charles.

or

Naw, fuck that shit charles you know im too lazy.

See wtf, charles, woodson, lazy, what the fuck, the cause

3.

known to the Japanese as an oroka ojiisama. In English, a handsome son of a batch of cookies that you can't take your hands off of but for some unexplainable reason doesn't know how to stop taking painkillers

That Charles over there was chewing on excedrin like gum!

See charles, charlie, kuma, chan, ga

4.

Pronoun: "Charles" refers to only the world's greatest and sexiest Irishman. Sports the world's greatest smile; he's hot, hilarious, humble. Well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. He is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it's midnight or 3 pm or go kick some serious ass when needed. He believes in the "3 F's": Faith, Family, and Finances. (You don't cross any of them... ) Is destined to either marry an Italian before 30 or join Mount Saint Mary's at 35. Once graduated from the country's greatest school (for those who don't know... that's UVA) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. He's known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few.

je t'aime, mon lutin!

1) An example of his effect:

the diva: Where were you last night?

le petite: With Charles...

the diva: Damn...look at you, you're glowing again.

2) To explain his charming good looks:

the diva and le petite, as Charlie walks by: "Handsome as a lion dat one... I could stare at dat back side allll daaaay."

See charles, charlie, hot, loveable, irish, smartass, uva

5.

Referring to the classic British writer, Charles Dickens, to have vaginal intercourse with a male partner.

That girl is glowing in those short shorts, I bet she needs charles.

What's with the men in this town? I haven't had charles in six months!

I took her home and gave her some charles.

See sex, sexual intercourse, women, vagina, literature, british, horny

6.

1. the police

2. anyone (normally derogatory)

is from juggernaut bitch

1. Is that undercover charles up on the right side of the road?

2. I'ma beat yo ass charles shit I'll beat your ass with charles I'm da juggernaut bitch.

See xmen, cops, popo, weed, slang

7.

I would never describe Charles, because even if i could say every single thing bad in this world about him, i would probably miss a few insults, thus making him look good.

When you look at Charles, it's like burning a live kitten while reciting Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," while amplifying world poverty and supporting terrorist groups...

See dipfuck, paris hilton, gay, rich, she-male


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