Charleston Chew Edit Meaning

1.

A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.

'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'

See chew, charleston

2.

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy

"And I'm still loco enough

To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre

See fresh prince

3.

Basically, it is the same maneuver as a Dirty Sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.

Damn son! You should have heard her screaming for more of that Charleston Chew!

See dirty, sanchez, dirty sanchez, charleston, chew

4.

The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.

Chris: "This fight is boring."

Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."

Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)

See charleston, chew, mixed

5.

Start off by shitting into one's mouth, laying the chocolate base. Then jizz in it to add the cream filling. Complete the act by making them chew it up, resembling a chewed up candy bar. Is rumored to taste just like the famous candy bar.

Betty said she had the munchies, so I gave her a good ol' Charleston Chew.

See jizz, candy bar, shitting, charleston

6.

To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.

Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"

See chew, chaw, facial

7.

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.

"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"

See butt, cucumber, pickle, shit, sex, anus, banana