What is Charlie Dimmock?
1.
To have a piss
This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
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2.
women who has blondish curly hair and gets to make all the water features on bbc's ground force
famous for never wearing a bra
pervert: woah! check it out you can see that girls tits!
perverts friend: yeah thats charlie dimmock
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