What is Charlie Manuel?
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A fat, stupid, turkey-like creature. Also the current manager of the Philadelphia Phillies. Thinks he's still coaching in the American League. Somebody please give this man some bird feed.
"Wow! Look at how fat that turkey is! And he can't even coach a baseball team!"
"No, that's no bird. That's a Charlie Manuel."
Random Words:
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A reference to the explosive nature of the national holiday.
*BOOM!*
"Whoa, that was a loud one!"
"Happy Force of July..