Charlotte Church

What is Charlotte Church?


1.

a name for a person that gets easily smashed, after say, two alcoholic beverages. lightweight!

originates from the real Charlotte Churches lightweightedness, and a quote from max and paddys road to nowhere.

so how was last night?

yea it was cool, until charlotte church here couldnt hold her ale.

See charlotte, church, welsh, lightweight, booze

2.

Used as a substitute phrase for camel toe, after a picture of her came to press of her in about '03 with the biggest camel toe probably ever witnessed

Woah, holy camoly that hoe's got such a big Charlotte Church you can pratically see her pubic hairs!

"Oh no, Chardonnay do I have a Charlotte Church in these JuicyCouture velourtracksuit bottoms?"

"Of course not, Priscilla!"

See charlotte, church, camel, toe, not, nice

3.

Gorgeous but controversial Welsh singer, comedian and tv presenter. She is very outspoken, to the point of either rude or hilarious, depending on how easily offended you are. Charlotte's curves are bringing sexy back!

you're as crude as charlotte church!

See charlotte, church, welsh, singer, comedian, crazy chick


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