What is Charlottesville?
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- A town with the best bagel shop in the world.
- A place where people wear flip-flops and short-sleeved polo shirts all year round.
- Thomas Jefferson's favorite child.
Aren't those people cold?
No, they're from Charlottesville.
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where all the cool kids are born. where UVA constantly kicks VT's sorry crack.
Ouch, UVA just totally dominated VT last night in charlottesville.
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A fucked up town that was apparently once voted "the best place on the east coast to raise a family" or some shit. A week later I watched 6 14 year olds who thought they were hardened criminals on a regular gang excursion throw bricks through the window of someone's BMW. Thomas Jefferson was an asshole. UVA sucks. Tech usually beats them. Take that you preppy shits.
Like, oh my gosh, lets drive our beamers down to the JPJ and see Justin Timberlake! And then take 2 hours to get 10 miles down the road to get back to school because Charlottesville is stupid. I was aiming for prep, but I'm clearly only an imposter.
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